Bi-gender, dyke,18. Living in South Australia, from Nottingham, England.
I'm the pervert character in every good anime.
Kingdom Hearts, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Daredevil, Captain America, Nerd fighter.
Cher, Billy Joel, Queen, The eagles.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
I'm a bit of a feminist and social activist.
The Story So Far - Clairvoyant
I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
"shave the other one tomorrow" PREACH IT MAN!
So I was playing on club penguin trying to adopt a puffle like you do and
I see something out of the corner of my eye
i will murder your fucking children
HE NEVER MET CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Haha, oh Steve!
That cute face just after he says “nup” and looks to the presenter. SO CUTE!
jennifer fucking lawrence doesn’t think that bisexual women can have sex with men or have kids, and then referred to bisexuality as a “lesbian phase”
but she said that she likes food! shes so quirky and relatable you cant criticize her! she makes funny faces sometimes! did i mention she likes food!
Some people just don’t understand the fluidness of it all.
But you never talk to me, you always talk to Peter. You don’t like me.
It’s a self-preservation thing, you see.
some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom
I am the Mockingjay.
no fuck you
when science and alcohol meet <3
This bartender gets all of the tips… ever…
HOW DOES THIS WORK
Science side of tumblr please tell us how the hell this is possible
The colored liquids have different densities!
The Red is the most dense so it’s at the bottom, and so forth with the colors.
ok we are happy now thank you
There is also alternativeley a product called gelling gum, which even in same density drinks will gel the surface of the drink making the layers seperate.
This was employed by Heston Blumenthal for his Victorian feast, by using a special bottle where you drink from the bottom as well as the gelling agent he could have you drink a glass with five seperate flavors amd make you taste them in order.
This allowed him to present to his guests a drink that tasted like Toffee, Hot Butter Toast, Custard, Cherry Tart AND Turkey within a single class while having the drink retain a singular shade of pink. Just like the Drink Me Potion of Alice and Wonderland.
This is called Molecular gastronomy and its crazy shit.
modern day willy wonka
That moment when even Robert’s costars can’t tell the difference.