January 2011
ryan: *as we walk next to eachother, punches my pocket* OH SHIT, IM SORRY! me: its ok…you only hit my pocket ryan: oh dude, i though i punched your wang! me: umm, you realise im a chick right? ryan: what? oh shit are you sirious? me: dude we’ve been hanging out every thursday for like nearly a year. have you not noticed that? ryan: shit im so sorry! *arrrkwarrrd*
WHAT MY LOVE REALLY THINKS OF ME!
Madiison Hunt you just lost me. about a minute ago · Rebecca Speck Andrews SEE! you think its easy to walk away! but if you walk away now life will never make you a sandwich!!!
MY LOVE!
Rebecca Speck Andrewslife is like the typical female. complicated. it nags you about the smallest things. it’s demanding. and sometimes it’s just easier to way away. …but if you try, you’ll find a better one in amongst it all. it rewards you for good behaviour. it teaches you things you’d never learn by yourself. and a good one will make you a sandwich.See more
Chloe...
life is like the typical female. complicated. it nags you about the smallest things. it’s demanding. and sometimes it’s just easier to way away. but if you try, you’ll find a better one in amongst it all. it rewards you for good behaviour. it teaches you things you’d never learn by yourself. and a good one will make you a sandwich.
F.C.S
Fat Cunt Sesh. it isnt meant to sound appealing. what happens when you get a bunch of emos with a shit load of money and put them in HJ’S they eat the fucking house down until the puke! OM NOM NOM! it always tastes better when it comes back up with a nice warm coating of stomach acid!
i want a pet turtle, i shal call him rock and when he hears his name he shall swim in circles. when told he shall blow bubbles.rock and i will do everything togeather, go to the beach, play video games, sleep, eat. then rock and i shall go to hawaii and i shall set him free, rock and i will have a special bond, and then i will fall in the water off of a boat, as im about to drownd rock shall take...
just cut my finger with a fucking bread knife! i...
you know that “bed” thing, i wish you could be there with me now.
The feeling you get when you see your friends are...
oldfilmsflicker:
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WHAT ARE FRIENDS?
REBLOG if someone pissed you off in the year 2011...
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what am i going to tell my girlfriend? :S :)
i’m in love with this girl. she say’s im beautiful even though i’m not. i look at her and i tell her she’s the beautiful one. but she shakes her head and denys it. this girl is so amazing. i try to tell her that every time i’m talking to her, in person or on the phone, but when i do she comes at me telling me I’m perfect. i could never believe that. not after...
I am the boy who never finished high school,...
*talking on phone* “don’t you use that tone with me.” “i’m not using a tone.” “fine then.” *hangs up* *texts* “you still gunna use that tone?” “I’m NOT using a tone.”
LOL LOL LOL STORY OF MY LIFE!
Thats That One Girl: HELP>. →
sometimesithurtstobeme:
So On Friday I Had A Party. And I Invited My Kinda Ex (A Girl I Had A Thing With But we never Actually Asked One Another Out But People Assumed we Were going Out etc.)
So First I’ll Give a Little Backround (Read Another Blog Post From Me If U Want The Entire Story) So This Girl And I Like Never…
i think you should tell her, if shes a bitch about it you’ll...
